How to Get Ride of a Dead Body Thread Funny

How would you hide a dead body?

I guess everyone thinks about it every onve in a while? right. how would you?

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TripleAce | 5.7K opinions shared on Other topic.

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  ya the problem with that is... don't we often hear of bodies being found though? like sometimes right?
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  well i live in the country soo i doubt they'd find it haha
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  hummm...
  do you think if you dug up the surrounding areas... would you find a dead body...😬
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  most probably
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  how far is closet next town..
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  about 30 mins
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Necrophilia and eat the remaining.. 😀😜 😂😂

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I would burn it and then put it into one of those burn barrels 😂

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  Bone doesn't burn.
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  @Celtero It's okay. I'll just throw it in there anyway and put some other burned stuff on top of it. No one looks in those
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  yum yum
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  Yummy, prion disease.
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  tbh i would just try not to hide it anywhere close to the usual/common places that people do like throwing it in the river or burying it in a forest. NEVER DO THAT ITS THE FIRST PLACES THE POLICE WILL CHECK
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  If you encase it in dense concrete before tossing it into a lake i doubt anyone will ever find it. Though normal concrete might float, especially as the corpse decomposes and gasses begin forming.
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  @torwulf a block of concrete under water would be suspicous but u know whats better? dig a space near a road and bury it there then make a road/path on top of it and cover it in concrete but make sure the path looks useful and normal
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  and the bones? lol...
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  @TripleAce stick it up my ass and let the acids absorb it / break it down
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  pahahahha
  you watch too many movies lol...
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  @TripleAce actually im just fucking around because im sure no movie has a scientific part where someone has a corpse absorbing liquid/acid in their ass

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Kaneki05 | 1.7K opinions shared on Other topic.

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Easy find somewhere quiet and get a bath tub or something to put the body in get some gasoline put it in the bathtub or whatever you got then put the body inside pour more on top and light that with a match. Make sure to wear gloves while doing all of this. Then wait and if anything but the bones is left burn it again. Then get the ashes just dump them where ever wind will take care of that. Then get the bones and throw them in a river one by one no bag over them. Then get rid of the thing you used to burn the body in. Then your done

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easy. I would boil/burn/melt (acid bath) away the flesh, muscle fat etc. then I would set a fire in a hand made temporary forge as that amount of heat will reduce the bones to ash which I can then spread around leaving nothing in terms of evidence. or simpler option is just poison them with... you know I should stop while I am behind lol

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  Don't hinder your creativity. Live it :D
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  @andreasderjuengere not hindering it just not going to tell everyone because no point giving people good ideas with which to do things and then have those things become regularly checked, restricted etc.
Paris13 | 12.2K opinions shared on Other topic.

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Being Decomposition gets really Bad after 3 Days... Not Long, The odor is very STRONG. Ditch them FAST!!!
Probably Best from the Rest thing to do, Is wrap them up in a Carpet or Something of this Naughty Nature, And Drive them to a Place way out Yonder. xx

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  "Being Decomposition gets really Bad after 3 Days... Not Long, The odor is very STRONG. Ditch them FAST!!!"
  
  you sound like you're talking from experience... paris 😬... speaking with conviction. Like you been there and it was so bad... that you couldn't resist the smell and it was a horrific memory lol...
  
  Maybe I've been watching too many late night mystery shows...
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Many corpses are eventually found. I assume, that I... NEED to... hide that one, out of a, call it, situation? Let's find a way so that I am not likely to be associated with the case: I could hang it to a drone and drop it on top of a public statue, perhaps. Or (provided I manage the transport) add it to someone elses (fresh) grave. Or drop it at a bus stop; with a newspaper. Or: the catholics have these boxes for confession. Not much traffic there. Or upload it to a cloud server?

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I can honestly say it has never crossed my mind lol. However now you have me thinking about it I live near some huge parks, chop it up and cook it (put a chicken bbq on simultaneously to hide the smell of human flesh cooking) and with the remains bury in a remote part of the park late at night

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MeGo99 | 726 opinions shared on Other topic.

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Invite the police saying that I'm roasting up a leg of lamb. cook the body and feed it to the police men for dinner. Of course cook the realistic bit which would be similar to an actual meat.

After they are done they will investigate your house and they won't find no body cus they ate it!.

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  That's messed up 😂
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  Fried Green Tomatoes?
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I'd chop it up, make sure to remove and destroy all ways of identification, I'd not burn it (human flesh smells, guys) and then I'd probably just attach the different body parts to heavy rocks, toss them in the ocean and let nature do it's thing.

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Make it look like a bench or something if it's in your yard. Use a light colored sheet for the covering that works for years maybe. But use it like a bench everyday so it seems more bench like to people

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  The smell?
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  Smell? Do dead bodies smell? Okay then try something like burn it and put the ashes in a hole and plant a tree in the hole.
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  😂😂 of course bodies smell omg
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  Oh why they smell when they're dead. Decomposing gases of rotting human meat and bone can't smell that bad.
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Cut it in to 6 pieces at the neck , each shoulder joint, and each hip joint wrap each piece in It own trash bag weighted with pebbles and drop the piece in to abandoned irrigation wells

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Dude_1820 | 364 opinions shared on Other topic.

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Burn it then the parts that don't burn like the enamel and bones will be crushes to dust and scattered in the river. It'll have ro be one with flowing water... Maybe I've put too much thought into this lol

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BellePepper | 5.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

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Bury it in the woods with lye then dig it up and toss the leftovers in the harbor after a few months

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Cut off the fingers, pull all the teeth and bury the body in the middle of nowhere.

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  good answe4
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Leave it outside my front porch, nobody would think it was real cos surely no one would be that stupid.

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  what if the smell started to turn heads?
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  Place a sign-board next to it, saying: ''Soap. Urgently wanted''
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  😂😂😂😂
ENTP_EMO | 1.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

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Cut up and backyard. Sunflowers will look great in spring.

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Id encase it in resin and concrete. Then toss it into the middle of a lake.

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vald9inches | 1.9K opinions shared on Other topic.

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In a cemetery or graveyard of course! that would be the last place anyone would look for a dead body! lol

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In a building sight. I'd look for fresh cement and submerge it.

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Crash it on a plane into the Bermuda Triangle. No need to actually hide it.

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Haha watch any murder mystery show... the feds will always find it.. no matter what

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